As many of you are aware, my previous missive was apparently perceived as far too verbose for the context of a promotional e-newsletter and I now begrudgingly accept that fact. I am not certain a two-week banishment to the Horror Zone¹ was an appropriate punishment for that particular "transgression", but for reasons I cannot understand, I am not the one who decides punishments in this e-commerce scenario.
As I am now receiving unpleasant glances and gestures, I shall now Spring into the Action of Mass-Promotional Business Communication!
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