Death By Kitty

Death By Kitty
Claw and Order: SVMew - Only a matter of time.



DETECTIVE PURELLE PATS: Toxicology reports have come in on all of the victims.



DETECTIVE HINK POPTHROB: Anything?



PATS: Doesn’t look like it.



POPTHROB: (Exasperated sigh.) What is happening to this town, Purelle?



PATS: I don’t know, Hink. I don’t know.



POPTHROB: We’ve got six victims, six backgrounds, six different CODs … what is the common thread, here?



CAPTAIN LOG BLOODLUST: I DON’T CARE. JUST FIND IT.



POPTHROB: Why don’t you just come out and say what this is really about, Captain? You don’t think I can do this job.



BLOODLUST: I DON’T PAY YOU TO DANCE. WE’VE GOT A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND ON THE LOOSE AND NO ANSWERS. GUUUH. Shoves a bunch of stuff off nearby desk in frustration.



PATS: Is this about us?



BLOODLUST: IT’S ALWAYS ABOUT US, PURELLE.



OFFICER CRAM CHIPPY: What’s a toxicology report?



PATS: You’re drunk again!



BLOODLUST: No, no. It’s just my allergy medication. My sister’s cat is staying with us and he’s killing me -



POPTHROB: (Slaps sandwich out of Bloodlust's hand.) Hold on. Say that again.



BLOODLUST: That cat is killing -



Everyone gasps the gasp of epiphany.



TO BE CONTINUED?
Categories: Cute Funny kittens cat animals murder

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